If I Roll My Eyes Any Harder I'll See My Brain Sarcastic T-Shirt

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If I Roll My Eyes Any Harder I'll See My Brain Sarcastic T-ShirtFor the person whose love language is a perfectly timed eye roll. "If I Roll My Eyes Any Harder I'll See My Brain" is dry, deadpan humor for the sarcastic, the witty, and the lovingly cynical, the ones who say the quiet part out loud. A gag for anyone who appreciates a sharp sense of humor worn on a shirt. Sarcastic humor, adult humor apparel, deadpan wit wear, smart aleck energy. Product Features, Gildan Softstyle (Unisex): 100% ring spun cotton,

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