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The Church of Erotic UncertaintyCome for the blasphemy. Stay for the ecstatic ambiguity. Welcome, child. You are late. The mass has already begun and the preacher is weeping into a velvet egg. In The Church of Erotic Uncertainty, Mr. Bjorkman lays bare a holy doctrine stitched from lust, doubt, metaphysics, and leftover birthday cake. Here, the divine is confusing on purpose. The commandments flirt with you. And salvation requires a safeword. Through unstable sermons, seductive

and sexy little paradoxes who want the full doctrine

Pretty Girl

Where Were You

Bjorkman doesn’t care

Know My Name

One size fits most

and seduce the void with impeccable timing

OTTO CAP 5 Panel High Crown Mesh Back Trucker Hat

You are late

B Side: Hey You

instructional metaphors

It’s a ritual in disguise

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