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Disappointing Affirmations GameTired of all that sunshine and rainbows nonsense? Good. Disappointing Affirmations: The Game is here to help you crush those nave, glass half full vibes with a reality check wrapped in dark humor. Inspired by the hilariously bleak Instagram account, this game lets you and your friends twist positive prompts into soul crushing, brutally honest, or just plain ridiculous affirmations. The goal? Craft the most devastatingly funny, anti empathetic, or

3 prank golf balls that explode in a cloud

they’re ideal for lounging with your pup and whispering about the latest drama

toy collectors

depending on which side of the horn you’re on

and just when you least expect it—BOOM

or reminding your household that yes

Solve the puzzle to discover the secrets it hides

couch hibernation

Whether you’re jotting down a grocery list or drafting your novel

This sweet-yet-sassy plush is the perfect mix of adorable and audacious

As you piece together this literary labyrinth

which makes it a great book for players as well as Dungeon Masters